That awkward moment when your 9-year-old cousin’s friend pulls up a photo of you and a certain band member (in front of your entire family at Christmas dinner) and asks you, “Is this you?! Are you the _____’s Hot Dog On A Stick girl?”
Me:… Yes… that photo is a few years old… where did you get it?? ::eyes darting around to see if Grandma is looking::
Cousin’s friend: Well, my sister showed it to me because she thought this girl looks like you… now I can tell her it is you. Why are you giving him the vagina face?
Cousin: WHAT is a VAGINA FACE?
Me: What?!? How do you even know what that means? Why does your sister have photos of me saved on her computer?
Cousin’s friend: ‘Cus she says she’s going to marry that guy.
Me: I’m kinda embarrassed… but I’m more embarrassed for your sister.
Is this really my life? IS THIS WHAT IT HAS COME DOWN TO?
