Dear people who list “partying” as an interest on facebook,
You remind me of how much I’ve accomplished since high school, thank you!
You remind me of exactly who I don’t want to be, thank you!
You make me grateful for not peaking in high school, thank you!
You remind me what happens when one consumes a lot of alcohol and takes embarrassing photos.. they always end up on facebook, thank you.
Love,
Heather
